Sexy Lingerie on Big Brother

It’s that time of year again when everyone’s attention is turned to Big Brother and the new housemates. This year has again challenged the traditional format with housemates having to earn their place in the house.

The challenges seem fairly bizarre with two contestants legally changing their names to halfwit and dogface. The remaining non housemates also tried to win a place in the house with a biscuit dunking competiton. Cairon won with a digestive lasting 25.5 seconds, his win he is attributing to the choice of biscuit.

Dogface , formally known as Sophie Reade once kept a playboy shoot a secret from her parents. She featured in the online edition of Playboy dressed in sexy lingerie. Her name changing has got her into the house and hopefully the playboy stunt won’t have bothered her parents too much
Dogface says her proudest achievement was failing all her GCSE’s and she dislikes spiders, sand and boring people. She did want to be an air hostess buy realised she didn’t like flying.
So who else makes up this year’s bunch? Well we have Angel a Professional Russian Boxer, Cairon is a student born in London and raised in America, Charlie’s claim to fame is winning Mr Gay Newcastle and he enjoys clubbing. Halfwit’s from a privileged background and wants to be a politician. Karly made it into FHM’s top 100 high street honey’s but unfortunately it got her fired. Kris is a curly haired chap looking for love. Lisa is a sexual predator looking for a confidence boost. Marcus is a ladies’ man who is single and has a mullet. Pretty, sporty and successful describes Noirin. Brazilian Rodrigo has some bad habits but likes to be close to people. Safia is independent and confident but is known as a bit of a bitch. Siavesh is an events organiser, into fashion and according to himself defines cool. Sophia is single and short and has a seize the day attitude. Sree is an Indian business student and happy.

So now we know the housemates let’s watch and wait as more revelations unfold, maybe something more exciting than a sexy lingerie photo shoot.